Wednesday, January 28, 2009

It's been a long time!

So it's been a while. I don't know why I stopped writing. I think it was all the complaining I was doing. I hate the whole woe is me BS.

So a couple of crazy things that have happened since I left you.

Crazy mother in law... Have I ever mentioned my mother in law is a sociopath? Well she has a classic case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I'm sure of it. I mean it's already established that she is a Looney Tune. Get a check every month crazy. But no one has ever mentioned her exact disorder but I'm sure I've diagnosed her correctly. I'm constantly printing things from offline and bringing them to my husband but he never reads them. I guess that is probably really annoying. "Look! See your mama does this... read this!" Would probably annoy me. Well anyway. There are 3 brothers. The youngest one is clearly her favorite. My husband is the oldest one and suffered the majority of her abuse and then a middle one. Well the youngest one always saw the crazy mean off the wall stuff she did to the older ones but she never did it to him. She lives hundreds of miles away but still manages to terrorize them.

WELL.... Good ol Mama thought the youngest was living with a woman and not telling her (he's 27). She heard the girlfriend say "Honey Im home" one day while she was on the phone. From there the madness started. She started cussing him out called him all types of MF'rs... Then here is the kicker. He was supposed to start working at an airline. Home girl (the mother) told me one night that she was gonna call the airline and his current job and make sure he didn't get the job he was going for AND get him fired from his current job. I was like "No.... that isn't a good idea... blah blah blah..." The next night baby brother called. Airline called him and told him don't bother coming in for his first day. Yup she actually called the Airline and found her way to the right person and told them GOD KNOWS WHAT and got his job offer rescinded. This woman stops at nothing to get what she wants. She even got FEMA to move her to a new apartment after a big rainstorm. She claimed it caused black mold in her apartment. Was her apartment flooded you ask? No. She just called them daily several times a day for months until they did it. And now she goes and does this. To the only one of her sons that actually seemed to still care for her.

Now no one is speaking to her. And she leaves messages on our machine that this was between her and her “baby” and she has God on her side and the devil is a liar and she is withdrawing all of her life insurance and they can do whatever the want with her body….

Sometimes she calls and blocks her number but I got hip to that one the last time she threw a fit. My husband actually told her on Saturday not to call us anymore. He is the type that shows no emotion so I wonder what it is doing inside to him to have to tell his mother not to call anymore. It must suck to have a crazy mother…